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[aid] => mick
[title] => SANITY TEST!
[time] => 2012-02-08 16:14:46
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[bodytext] => Keepers finders, I need some sleep time blinders. Peepers are creepers Who drive there in Jeepers. Most kids will lick the middle Out of any sandwich cookie. And if you do not know that As a parent you’re a rookie. A backwards hug Is always spelled GUH! I told that to my children, But they just told me “DUH!” The polka dot bikini That my girlfriend liked to wear, It was so teeny weenie That people just had to stare. Thank you for taking My foolproof sanity test. If you understood it all, You’re as nutty as the rest. And if you will admit you did Then please drop me a line. I really like crazy people, They are the most fun kind! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 64 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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