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[aid] => mick
[title] => THE FLY
[time] => 2012-02-07 14:43:20
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[bodytext] => Buzz buzz buzz buzz Buzz buzz buzz, I yanked out a piece of beard To trap it with some fuzz. It’s on my potato salad, And now on my pork and beans. I really love the B & M, But the fly blends in it seems. Buzz buzz buzz buzz Buzz buzz SPLAT! I look underneath my napkin, And wonder where that fly is at? It’s on freshly grilled dogs and burgers. Now it is on the chef. If we don’t catch the bugger soon There won’t be people left. I start to sneeze and open my mouth, That fly thought it was his cave. There was no extra charge for that meat And the fly met an early grave! Buzz buzz buzz buzz, Oh no, there is another. I’ve eaten my fill of flies today, So I’ll feed this one to my brother! [comments] => 0 [counter] => 44 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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