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[aid] => mick
[title] => DON'T HAVE A CAMEL!
[time] => 2012-01-17 13:42:34
[hometext] => My 5 year old grandson Lucas surprised us by bravely hopping onto the back of this camel.
[bodytext] => As a little boy my grandpa would say “Have a camel?” to friends he’d meet. So I teasingly said this to my grandson Who replied “O.K. grandpa that would be neat!” I am glad I didn’t say Chesterfield, No telling just what he’d bring. Or even had I said Lucky Strike, At whom would he take a swing? Benson and Hedges down from Kent, Sent out stale smoke wherever they all went. Newport and Mayfair and Tareyton, Had The Advantage as Players in the Virginia Slims. L&M and Lark and also Kool, All had Merit around the swimming pool. They had a Basic Ashford Army Club klatch. All would agree EVE had a very light ash! I know what a Pall and a Mall means Jane. And I know where Salem and Newport is. I sure am glad no smokes were named, A smooth tasting filtered blend called “Whiz!” [comments] => 2 [counter] => 66 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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