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[title] => OCD
[time] => 2012-01-10 06:06:45
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[bodytext] => OCD Oh, stop, stop, stop, your OCD You’re cleaning up before I’ve made a mess, you see So stop, stop, stop and sit down next to me See you’re driving, driving, driving, me crazy I’m cracking over the over tidiness, lets make a mess Let’s sit in dust and grime for a second or two It’ll be good for you Oh, I see dirt repulses thee But to be dirty things for you to clean you have to wait, chill and watch it build So, stop, stop, stop, running round with a cloth and a mop Following with air freshener Polishing and hovering You’re doing my head in You’re turning into “Dusty Bin” OCD is taking over Your maniac with a mop Please, stop, stop, stop, being a freak I’ll need sunglasses if the house gets any more sparkly clean Burning my eyes in shiny mirrors and polished silver Let’s watch the kayos grow as the dirt piles up I think your about to explode Dust overload! Dust overload! OCD is destroying thee Let’s play a game, you and me “Bondage”, you say, what is that? A special cleaning game for you and me, you’ll see By banjosandwitch 08/01/12 [comments] => 3 [counter] => 126 [topic] => 7 [informant] => banjosandwitch [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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