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Array ( [sid] => 169766 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => If Only I Could Spell... [time] => 2011-12-30 07:51:40 [hometext] => Always Proof Read [bodytext] => I rote a leter two my bos, askin four a smll rase,
He kaled me two hs orfice, nd put payed two my daise.
I fort my reqest ws risanble, 5ive yers sinse id ben hyred.
I shuld ave cept my counsil, now ive bin fyred.

I rote a leter two my docter, detalin my depreson,
He ordrded me two go, two a syciatric sesson.
The shrnk sed I ws dsylecsik, I ws in pshock,
Im a riter in my spar tyme, nevr had riters blck.

I rote a pom, jus the othr day, nd p0sted it onlime,
Its sumfing I lyke two do, in my spre tyme.
I rote a leter two a publishr, assking wht he fort,
He rote bck two me, and assked if id eva bin taugt.

Jst relised wht the prblem is, whts bin goin wrng,
Hw lng as it bin lyke ths, I h0pe nt two longgg.
Two all thse people, I ish id sspoken,
Im buggrd nw, my spel chequers brokn!
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If Only I Could Spell...

Contributed by angelus8663 on Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 07:51:40 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I rote a leter two my bos, askin four a smll rase,
He kaled me two hs orfice, nd put payed two my daise.
I fort my reqest ws risanble, 5ive yers sinse id ben hyred.
I shuld ave cept my counsil, now ive bin fyred.

I rote a leter two my docter, detalin my depreson,
He ordrded me two go, two a syciatric sesson.
The shrnk sed I ws dsylecsik, I ws in pshock,
Im a riter in my spar tyme, nevr had riters blck.

I rote a pom, jus the othr day, nd p0sted it onlime,
Its sumfing I lyke two do, in my spre tyme.
I rote a leter two a publishr, assking wht he fort,
He rote bck two me, and assked if id eva bin taugt.

Jst relised wht the prblem is, whts bin goin wrng,
Hw lng as it bin lyke ths, I h0pe nt two longgg.
Two all thse people, I ish id sspoken,
Im buggrd nw, my spel chequers brokn!

Copyright © angelus8663 ... [ 2011-12-30 07:51:40]
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Re: If Only I Could Spell... (User Rating: 1 )
by MattHolcombe on Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 09:15:36 AM AEST
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utturlee brulleant!!!

Re: If Only I Could Spell... (User Rating: 1 )
by Daniel_L_Bamberg on Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 09:19:20 AM AEST
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dis wuz a fun reed! Injoyibel frum begining two ind.

Way too gow!

BLD

Re: If Only I Could Spell... (User Rating: 1 )
by richard2 on Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 10:16:44 AM AEST
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I know how to spell it's just my fingers that don.t. Eyes before eaves and such. Great stuff

Re: If Only I Could Spell... (User Rating: 1 )
by aliopterix on Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 04:11:53 PM AEST
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Thank you so much Dave for an inspired piece of foolery. Brilliant -- Alistair

Re: If Only I Could Spell... (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 31st December 2011 @ 12:00:55 AM AEST
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HIGHlarryiss !!!! Photobucket

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Re: If Only I Could Spell... (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Friday, 6th January 2012 @ 10:47:11 AM AEST
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Awesome.
smiles,
emy

Re: If Only I Could Spell... (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Friday, 6th January 2012 @ 10:47:11 AM AEST
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Awesome.
smiles,
emy

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