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[aid] => mick
[title] => Santa's Debacle
[time] => 2011-12-24 01:40:41
[hometext] => Have a wicked Christmas x
[bodytext] => Santa’s lost all zest and sparkle, He’s going on a Santa’s debacle!! Everyone’s suing! He’s near to ruin! Life is much darker than charcoal! Santa has gone off the boil. He’s tired of sweat and toil! His beard is grey. He’s had his day. A mess he’s in right royal! Santa has given up the ghost! Survived it longer than most! He’s put down the bags, Taken to booze and fags. Retired to a pub by the coast. Santa’s gradually falling apart. Reputation is a boring old fart! His knees are knocking. His hygiene is shocking. His sledge more a rusty old cart. Santa’s finally had his chips! Needing new knees and hips. His speech is slurred. His system is furred. He lives for his afternoon kips. Santa’s still has a twinkle in his eyes! He’s looking at more than mince pies! His eyes are now clocking A different kinda stocking! Ho Ho Ho are this wicked Santa’s cries! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 128 [topic] => 7 [informant] => northernlights [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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