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[aid] => mick
[title] => TAKING A PIC!
[time] => 2011-12-19 13:50:19
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[bodytext] => I took a picture in front of a mirror, While only wearing my birthday suit! I sent it in the mail to the girl I loved, Knowing she would get a big hoot! Several weeks flew by like lightening. I was patiently waiting to hear right back! Did she get a laugh out of my photo? Did she wet her pants when she laughed? I jumped into my beat up jalopy. It had a rusted hood like the floors. I put some boards down top of floor mats, But be careful if you close the doors! I arrived at the home of my girlfriend. It was gone, apartments now stood in it’s place. I entered and walked into a lobby, What do you think was staring me in the face? My picture was blown up and in a large frame. The words below it were not nice at all. They said “If anyone here recognizes this man, The police would sure love your call!” A woman then tapped on my shoulder, I followed her because I was stunned. She dragged me inside of her apartment, I remembered right then how to run! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 79 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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