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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Turning Of Teddy
[time] => 2011-12-16 21:15:37
[hometext] => humor based on my love of
[bodytext] => My teddy sat there comfortably on the pillow; glaring. Cigar held behind his back, caught red-handed he sat staring. I guess he just got lonely ike a pup that rips and shreds. Or a mis-fit killer that strangles or be-heads. I can only guess. Surprise overtaking me, I sucked in and held my breath The teddy bear was turning I felt quite close to death. He saw my jump, heard the sound then sat up rather quickly. My stomach felt quite queesy. Momentarily I was sickly. Was he now a killer? I think the answer's yes. A green ashtray handy, he squashed out the cigar. The one eye that was left him twinkled like a star. He stood up rather slowly then he began to walk. Coming ever closer ... when did he learn to stalk? My mind began to wonder. The stubbed cigar was smoldering in the green glass tray. Could I defeat this bear in battle ... would I win the day? Had he watched the t.v learned karate or kung fu? I stood frozen in the doorway not knowing what to do. Passing by me stealthily like an evil looter,. He hurried to the desk which held my computer. Ignoring me completely, which caused me some alarm. He logged into his facebook ... and then began to FARM!!! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 97 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ever1der [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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