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[title] => TIS FAR FAR BETTER!
[time] => 2011-12-12 14:21:11
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[bodytext] => “Tis a far far better thing I do Than anything I’ve ever done!” That guy was such a Dickens, He doesn’t seem to have much fun! “Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore Art thou Romeo?” Shakespeare knew it all along, But wouldn’t tell Juliette where he’d gone-eo! Did you know that Mark Twain’s real name Was really Spotted Twine? I could have told you something else, But it’s the only thing that rhymed! “Never speak before spoken to!’ That line is sure a hoot. If Congress simply followed that Then we wouldn’t give them the boot! Tis a good good good good better thing, If I end this poem right here! For If I just kept rattling on, You would surely box my ear! [comments] => 3 [counter] => 119 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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