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[aid] => mick
[title] => THE NIGHT BEFORE TOMORROW!
[time] => 2011-12-06 19:08:23
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[bodytext] => Twas the night before tomorrow, And we heard not a peep. The cat ate the mouses While we were asleep! I awoke from a deep sleep And heard not a purr. But I started sneezing From the cats own loose fur. I looked out my window Wondering where is that cat? He had gotten outside, And was carrying a rat. I heard a Rottweiler barking As the cat hit the tree. He was looking for help, With his head turned toward me! I yelled “Call all the rats and mice You have tortured now for years.” “I’m sure they would help Had you not killed all their peers! Twas the night before tomorrow, New mice are running free. Oh yes, and that Rottweiler, Is up on the bed beside me! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 77 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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