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[sid] => 169025
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[aid] => mick
[title] => IF I COULD READ
[time] => 2011-12-04 20:03:44
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[bodytext] => f I could read, while at the park, I’d still shun books, and run and bark, While chasing frisbees, before hitting ground Then roll in circles, going round and round. If I could sing, I would wag my tail, Like I’m doing now, as you trim my nails. Let me outside, for a final crap. Then I will sleep, up on your lap. I’d like to walk, on hind legs now. The reason I don’t, is I don’t know how. But if I could, I’d tell you now, All of your neighbors, would be yelling “Wow!” If I could read, while at the park, Wait a minute! Did I already say that? Do I smell bacon? I do SMELL BACON! Where’s the BACON? Woof Woof! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 113 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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