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Damn this deplorably draining devotion to discover why devilishly delicious Debs did decide to dabble in dirty deeds with that drunken, deceitful, double crossing, decidedly dreary and dubiously drab dullard Drake the dopey, dumb, dimwit!

Due to developing density my dome has decided to descend into dragging its danglers whilst deciphering this dastardly, dreadful dilemma!

My darling I divulge that diplomacy with dollops of decadent desire will definitely deliver in droves to our door our dandiest dreams.

Desist in distantly dilly-dallying and one day dare to dial those digits or ding thy doorbell (which doesn’t ding-dong due to deceasing Duracells), decades of dancing and deliriously delightful dampness will doubtless develop to adorn without danger of deception!

Love Dean
Ps In the words of Anne Robinson, Ditch the Dunce, Drop the Dweeb! [comments] => 10 [counter] => 239 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Unaekseveer1 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Dear D......

Contributed by Unaekseveer1 on Sunday, 4th August 2002 @ 07:09:26 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Dear Darling Debs

Damn this deplorably draining devotion to discover why devilishly delicious Debs did decide to dabble in dirty deeds with that drunken, deceitful, double crossing, decidedly dreary and dubiously drab dullard Drake the dopey, dumb, dimwit!

Due to developing density my dome has decided to descend into dragging its danglers whilst deciphering this dastardly, dreadful dilemma!

My darling I divulge that diplomacy with dollops of decadent desire will definitely deliver in droves to our door our dandiest dreams.

Desist in distantly dilly-dallying and one day dare to dial those digits or ding thy doorbell (which doesn’t ding-dong due to deceasing Duracells), decades of dancing and deliriously delightful dampness will doubtless develop to adorn without danger of deception!

Love Dean
Ps In the words of Anne Robinson, Ditch the Dunce, Drop the Dweeb!




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Re: Dear D...... (User Rating: 1 )
by PS_iloveyou on Sunday, 4th August 2002 @ 08:25:15 AM AEST
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wow this was a mouth full. Tongue twister...well done


Re: Dear D...... (User Rating: 1 )
by Daniela_Maria_Violin on Sunday, 4th August 2002 @ 09:16:33 AM AEST
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This is sooo cute!~good write~
Hey here's another D for ya....
Daniela



Re: Dear D...... (User Rating: 1 )
by Unaekseveer1 on Sunday, 4th August 2002 @ 12:01:33 PM AEST
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Hi Daniela, at this rate I'm probably going to end up writing about the whole alphabet, so I'll see if and where I can fit ya in!
With love
Dean


Re: Dear D...... (User Rating: 1 )
by Unaekseveer1 on Sunday, 4th August 2002 @ 12:05:16 PM AEST
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Hi PS, I know and it only took about ten minutes, I was shocked at myself! Mind you I was in a really bad mood at the time I started, but not when I finished!
With love
Dean


Re: Dear D...... (User Rating: 1 )
by ginsdance on Sunday, 4th August 2002 @ 02:17:48 PM AEST
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I agree.... tongue twister!!!
Ginsdance


Re: Dear D...... (User Rating: 1 )
by Unaekseveer1 on Friday, 9th August 2002 @ 10:00:06 AM AEST
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It's twisting my head Gin
With love
Dean


Re: Dear D...... (User Rating: 1 )
by ShadowsCloud on Monday, 18th November 2002 @ 01:55:33 PM AEST
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Dean, I think that you have successfully tied my tongue in a knot. Very cute poem. Truly a tongue twisler. Great poem. I love it.
ShadowsCloud


Re: Dear D...... (User Rating: 1 )
by Unaekseveer1 on Tuesday, 19th November 2002 @ 10:57:25 AM AEST
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Hey Candice,
I was a bit worried that this being a toungue twister it didn't really belong on a poetry site!
But I guess it didn't really matter in the end did it!
I'm pleased you like this one as I like it very much too, I am very pleased with how it worked its way out!
Thankyou for commenting

With love
Dean:-)


Re: Dear D...... (User Rating: 1 )
by ShadowsCloud on Tuesday, 19th November 2002 @ 03:18:23 PM AEST
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Dean, you should know that tongue twisters can be poetry too. It all depends on how it is put.
ShadowsCloud


Re: Dear D...... (User Rating: 1 )
by mckayla on Thursday, 6th March 2003 @ 08:03:07 PM AEST
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ahhhhhh! wow very twisting words! I am glad that you got me to read this one!! also thanks for your comments aswell!

mckayla




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