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[title] => THE NAKED LIE!
[time] => 2011-11-25 21:44:55
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[bodytext] => I one time invented see through Negliges, Garter Belts and even Bustiers. But I had to return to the drawing board When I saw how bad I looked in them! I thought they’d be good for the Little League, But frequent headaches caused big nose bleeds, Made me look up when the kids arrived, So I had to leave before the blood had dried! I thought a real man could wear them too, So who are they, will Shuffle Boarders do? But when one bent over to pick up the puck, I felt very ill and almost up-chucked! So I guess we’ll never see those Bustiers, Those Garter Belts or see thru Negliges. They really have no use unless they polish a car, Or wipe up spilled dressing from a salad bar! My wife says this poem is just crazy enough For me to post so folks don’t think it is a bluff! Then I got the idea maybe she should try..... No. she’d never go for that! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 96 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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