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[title] => AL E MOANIE
[time] => 2011-11-25 13:06:17
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[bodytext] => Al E Moanie came into our town. He was buying everyone drinks Spreading lots of cash around! A ragged woman walked in From a stage right off the street, With two little urchins Who were clinging at her feet. “Hey, Al E Moanie What have you to say?” Said the woman, “I hope you are bringing Me cash today!” “Your daughter needs new shoes Your boy a kerchief for his nose. And I need all those lady things, You know just how that goes!” AL Moanie turned to look at her And sniffed air with his nose. Then squinted with his eyes, And said the name “Rose?” “No, she answered angrily Throwing a bottle toward his face. But though he was dead drunk He was able to duck and say, “So Rose is your sister?” “She had twins just yesterday!” “My name is Al E Moanie,” I heard him say unto the judge. “I guess I have two wives right now And four kids, what can I say?” “Your honor if you let me I’ll became a better man. And take care of my family In the best way that I can!” Then finally in conclusion Before being placed into the Sheriff’s car, He lifted his middle finger And said “Judge have a cigar!” [comments] => 0 [counter] => 46 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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