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[aid] => mick
[title] => WAY TOO SLOW!
[time] => 2011-11-24 10:49:50
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[bodytext] => Bubble gum made out of chum Was a hit with fish at sea. I found this out the hard way. The gum was inside of me! I mixed a batch made out of beer Till folks began acting queer. Then next I tried it with some rum, Repeat line two you tan beach bum! The chewing gum I made with pepper, Made me get sued by Judge Lynn Tepper! I sent some to a Mexican dude, Who said “it is too mild you prude!” I think that spearmint Is the way to go. Making bubble gum Is way too slow! [comments] => 0 [counter] => 62 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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