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[sid] => 168729
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[aid] => mick
[title] => MY BRAIN IS TOO LARGE!
[time] => 2011-11-21 01:29:40
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[bodytext] => My brain is too large, It overflows with such crap. To carry such loads Means you must take some naps! Melancholy have I Over the simplest things. A T.V. too loud Or the phone when it rings! I need to down load Or store on a Disc, All the meaningless dribble I’ve had since my Bris! (look it up) My head is too small So it cracks at the seams. Sometimes I get grouchy, Or even quite mean! (wife shaking head Yes) The best thing for me Is to erase all you see. The Alzheimer’s too slow, My head’s ready to blow! So I’ll puff on cigars Not the Monica leaf bind. My brain still knows that There are healthier kinds! (Puff Puff) [comments] => 0 [counter] => 56 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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