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[title] => THE DISEASE or NAME THAT DOCTOR!
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[bodytext] => I have so many things wrong with me, And am being treated by my doctor. He is a specialist in many fields, And his nurse is the best proctor! Doc says blood work shows that I Am in great need of a referral. It appeared to him so he answered then “Your Disease needs a deterral.” When asked just what is wrong with me As the myriad pills I take, Have left me mean and sassy. And of that there’s no mistake. The doctor said “Here is the list You must take along that day!” “When you arrive at this great doctor’s, This is what you’ll have to say!” The list confirms what you have as: Spontaneous Dentohydroplosion, Shanti Virus, Torsonic Polarity Syndrome, Arcan virus With Spectrox Toxaemia, Irumodic Syndrome, Motaba, Pentapox, Petrifold Regression, Proxyglossariasis, Monkeynucleosis, Club Teeth with gargleitis, and Uromysotysis. What type of doctor treats all that? I bet you’d like to know. He’s a doctor of fictional diseases, From your favorite television shows. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_diseases [comments] => 0 [counter] => 59 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Robert_Edgar_Burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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