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[title] => COME TO DINNER PLEASE!
[time] => 2011-11-07 18:55:46
[hometext] => Just a little humorous banter back and forth between two writers who comment on each others posts,but do it in rhyme!
[bodytext] => Thanks for the invitation. So good to hear from you! The envelope was pretty, But a plain one would better do! I heard of your promotion. Whose butt did you kiss now? I never met another person, Who was as good at knowing how! I'd Love to come to dinner. But my funds are running low! I can't sell on the corner my body, Cause I am too ugly a Hoe! But if I were a street walker, You’d look at my tummy and see, Without stretching the truth a little, I've had way too much grape jelly! Greek salads are so very fine If you work at the sponge docks. But my boat did sink Hitting rocks I think. Moving on ahead, I've already said that I can't come. My blurry eyes are red, From drinking coke mixed with rum. Please keep all your spices Well hidden from sight. For I've heard the spice burglar, Comes creeping around at night. Hey, I've got this idea, I should post this here poem. It's been my only desire, Since I left my mommy’s home! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 111 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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