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[aid] => mick
[title] => AL Z. HEIMER
[time] => 2011-11-04 13:57:38
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => I have a friend named Al Z. Heimer. He asked me to come to his house. He lives over, Oh I forget where, But I think that it is very close. What was I saying to you sir? How did you get here today? What was I saying to you sir? Where the heck can we kids play? The dinner was quite delicious. But please don’t ask what it was. My memory’s a little bit shaky. Good wine often gives me a buzz. Al asked me to sign a petition. He told me he signed it because, I interrupted and said “I’d Be Glad To.” If only I knew who I was! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 87 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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