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Array ( [sid] => 168250 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => IN ADDITION [time] => 2011-11-01 00:24:28 [hometext] => [bodytext] => I wrote this poem to add to my book.
It’s now just one page longer.
So if you use it to level your chair,
It should be just a little bit stronger!

Someone might say picking up the book,
“It’s too heavy to carry around!”
I’ll say to them as I hold back a grin,
“Buy a comic book then you clown!”

It’s only larger by just one page,
Not two or three or four!
If you are too weak to lift it my friend,
Please just drop it on the floor!

Someone did that as I heard a loud crack,
And I saw the floor board had splintered.
I ran out the door to my cave where I snore,
To hibernate only through winter!

I guess you could say In a sensible way,
“This poem seems that it’s about nothing,”
And then bid me “good day” but I have to say,
Hey, weren’t you listening? I’m sleeping! Shush!” [comments] => 2 [counter] => 92 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

IN ADDITION

Contributed by robert_edgar_burns on Tuesday, 1st November 2011 @ 12:24:28 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I wrote this poem to add to my book.
It’s now just one page longer.
So if you use it to level your chair,
It should be just a little bit stronger!

Someone might say picking up the book,
“It’s too heavy to carry around!”
I’ll say to them as I hold back a grin,
“Buy a comic book then you clown!”

It’s only larger by just one page,
Not two or three or four!
If you are too weak to lift it my friend,
Please just drop it on the floor!

Someone did that as I heard a loud crack,
And I saw the floor board had splintered.
I ran out the door to my cave where I snore,
To hibernate only through winter!

I guess you could say In a sensible way,
“This poem seems that it’s about nothing,”
And then bid me “good day” but I have to say,
Hey, weren’t you listening? I’m sleeping! Shush!”

Copyright Â© robert_edgar_burns ... [ 2011-11-01 00:24:28]
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Re: IN ADDITION (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Tuesday, 1st November 2011 @ 06:24:03 PM AEST
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Another funny but we need funny.
smiles,
#1

Re: IN ADDITION (User Rating: 1 )
by CalebBoone on Friday, 4th November 2011 @ 04:59:32 AM AEST
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Dear Robert:

Splintered Floorboards

Splintered floorboards, pages read,
Spinning through your thoughtful head.
So repair your den already
Then go to lunch with your friend Freddy.

Have a lovely.

Sincerely yours,
Caleb Boone.

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