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[aid] => mick
[title] => GLUTEUS MAXIMUS PRIME
[time] => 2011-10-31 00:45:02
[hometext] => IF I WAS PUNCTUATION I'D BE AN ASterick!
[bodytext] => I’m an elusive super hero However no one knows my name. I do my bidding in the dark, But I do it just the same! My work is done without fanfare. I am busy most every day. For I support many people, And I rarely have time to play! I do my work at your office, Or at your home sitting in your chair. Sometime’s I stick it out the window, Just to watch people glance and stare. My name is Gluteus Maximus, And I am in my prime. You need me in the bathroom As you use me all the time. No one has ever told me, “My friend you’re such an ass!” For I am Gluteus Maximus, And that’s exactly what I am! [comments] => 0 [counter] => 319 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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