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[title] => IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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[bodytext] => I was going to buy you a birthday card, But then my brain did click! If Hallmark can do it, it can’t be hard, And I’m not a dumb redneck hick! But the harder I tried, the more I got stuck. I felt just like the three stooges. The only thing that rhymed really sucked. Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck somehow loses. I said to myself, “Hey, you’re a bright fellow.” I recalled I heard that on Abbott and Costello. Well, my thought pattern grew steadily worse. All I could think now was “Who is on first?” Perhaps the problem is I am just cheap. When spending money I’d much rather keep. So no card is coming, but oh what the heck! I hope you don't mind, I’ll just send a check! If you don’t know who the 3 Stooges are, Or even Abbott And Costello, Then go to the fridge and lean inside, And bury your head in that jello! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 142 [topic] => 10 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => BirthdayPoems )
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