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[aid] => mick
[title] => BORN MALE
[time] => 2011-10-27 22:03:25
[hometext] => This is a rewrite from the old site with new verse!
[bodytext] => To all women I’ll say I’m sorry, I’m sorry I was born a male. I try to turn it off sometimes But alas it’s to no avail. Men fantasize about women. And when young we like the girls. We’re always wishing you were here To give our hearts a whirl! I apologize to you all that I am man, It's not easy growing up as a boy. If women could crawl inside our minds, A censor would not be too joyed. I'm sorry my sweets if this causes you shock, The secret has been too long kept. For the Beauty we see,in femininity, We’ll hide it, at that we’re adept! All men have one thing on our minds. These thoughts we try to curtail. But try as we might, it’s a losing plight. That's why I'm sorry that I was born male. We must confess it seems quite a mess, The reason we are as we are! If you’d like no men in your life then, Who the hell will now fix your car? [comments] => 0 [counter] => 56 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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