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[title] => CHOCOLATE SEDUCTION
[time] => 2011-10-27 19:03:31
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[bodytext] => Two naked hunks go waltzing by Fifty women in a room. A Bachelorette party in full swing Just sometime after noon. Fifty boxes of chocolates, As favors at every chair. You could hear the ladies moaning, But not at the men who were bare! I reached across the table one day To sample my wife’s chocolate pie. A dinner fork punctured my right hand, Just enough to make me cry! I hope that I never need her quick When she’s opened the lid to her Brach’s! For Assorted chocolates are a priority, Matters not even if we were jocks. What grabs the heart of a woman my friend Is not flowers or poetry or song. If you think it anything but chocolate, Then buddy you sure have it wrong! If you give a woman chocolate, Then she ignores you till the box is done, Don’t be upset just try to remember It’s the only way she can have fun! By: Robert Edgar Burns [comments] => 0 [counter] => 45 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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