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[title] => my cat irma's a whore
[time] => 2003-04-30 02:05:00
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Signatures By
The Tired Lion
my cat irma's a whore,
her suiter cats all waitin' by the door
four in a line across the barn floor
no desire that mouse to explore,
my cat irma's a whore.
"irma irma!" i did implore!
but she was justa' promisor
while with those suiters; in her rapport,
my cat irma's a whore.
out ran a hissing mate, n' then he swore
the next in line said, "oh! forevermore!-"
"irma! irma! it's you i adore!"
because, my cat irma's a whore,
when she was done with the next, he ran for the tor
amazed me, as i watched, there wasn't a kittywar
oh dear, now irma's on to number four,
these cats had quite the full day in store
for whence they sang, they sang somemore
until at last i heard one roar!
and all because; my cat irma's a whore.
too bad irma hadn't thought afore
because now her body is a bore
nope, irma's not a whore no more
her tummy's so big; she just wants to sleep n' snore!-
'cause my cat irma's preggers to the core:)
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my cat irma's a whore
Contributed by
ladyfawn
on
Wednesday, 30th April 2003 @ 02:05:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Signatures By
The Tired Lion
my cat irma's a whore,
her suiter cats all waitin' by the door
four in a line across the barn floor
no desire that mouse to explore,
my cat irma's a whore.
"irma irma!" i did implore!
but she was justa' promisor
while with those suiters; in her rapport,
my cat irma's a whore.
out ran a hissing mate, n' then he swore
the next in line said, "oh! forevermore!-"
"irma! irma! it's you i adore!"
because, my cat irma's a whore,
when she was done with the next, he ran for the tor
amazed me, as i watched, there wasn't a kittywar
oh dear, now irma's on to number four,
these cats had quite the full day in store
for whence they sang, they sang somemore
until at last i heard one roar!
and all because; my cat irma's a whore.
too bad irma hadn't thought afore
because now her body is a bore
nope, irma's not a whore no more
her tummy's so big; she just wants to sleep n' snore!-
'cause my cat irma's preggers to the core:)
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by Ilhar on
Wednesday, 30th April 2003 @ 05:52:41 AM AEST
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LOL growing up we had a few cat's like that..and 1 dog she jumped a 7 ft fence to get to the mail dog.
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by ShadowsCloud on
Wednesday, 30th April 2003 @ 07:10:58 AM AEST
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This poem is very cute. I love it. I used to have a cat like that.
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Wednesday, 30th April 2003 @ 07:35:29 AM AEST
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LMAO!!!! Grrl, you're tearing me up here.....
Really enjoyed this....
Hugs
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 30th April 2003 @ 10:25:57 AM AEST
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Such a great poem!! I really enjoyed it!! Tahnks for sharing.
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by shelby on
Wednesday, 30th April 2003 @ 12:38:45 PM AEST
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ROFLMAO!! Oh this is too funny!! I have a male.
Avalanche(bad kitty) cant go find himself a whore, he had his *** chopped, lol poor kitty. Considering I worked at the Vet clinic what a raw way too say it LOL!! This is a great poem wonderful way too start my day sweet friend!!
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 1st May 2003 @ 05:07:29 AM AEST
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| like you like this..very pathetic |
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 1st May 2003 @ 12:52:59 PM AEST
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OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! lol!!!!
Poetic muse never ceases to amaze me!
And as such an excellent poet,Nessa,
what we choose to write about is what makes us laugh,cry,smile,and think!
And you accomplished this,with this AWESOME poem of truth!!! The truth is.....
your kitty is a whore....and after she delivers...
its back to the "four" !!!! lol!!!!!
I love it!!!!!! Simply love it!!!!! :-D
Excellent write!!! Shows your flexibility!!!!
not to mention "irma's"! lol :-D
ANGEL ALWAYS.....GODSPEED!!!! JONI |
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by WordPoet on
Thursday, 1st May 2003 @ 01:40:39 PM AEST
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What an absolutely hilarious (and true) poems about the flirtatious nature of a cat....
Not sure what "guest" meant by their comment (Maybe they're a cat ) but I liked it.
Excellent write. |
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 1st May 2003 @ 01:52:18 PM AEST
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LMAO......oooh i can totally relate to this....but I had a male version of your kitty.
And even AFTER he had been 'seen to' by the vet...he still tries on all the other cats.
Sheeesh.....randy lil b***er.
This was a most hilarious write Nessa....I loved it..
thankyou.
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by AnnD on
Thursday, 1st May 2003 @ 01:55:59 PM AEST
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Agggh...I didnt realise I wasn't logged in when I posted the comment. :o)
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 1st May 2003 @ 03:16:52 PM AEST
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I think it is funny!!
I never had that experience all my cats are fixed.
It is good to read some funny poems
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by kangarose on
Thursday, 1st May 2003 @ 07:49:08 PM AEST
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| ROFLMAO--- hehehe great write nessa thanks for sharing.... guest saying pathetic think that guest in particular needs to get a life fancy saying this poem is pathetic i thought it was fantastic maybe that guest is just jealous... keep em rolling hun your a great poet |
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by TheVoice on
Friday, 2nd May 2003 @ 07:34:09 AM AEST
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Nessa,
This is GREAT! I laughed the whole way through. Some people just do not find humor in anything.
Hugs Always,
The Voice
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by Bongo on
Friday, 2nd May 2003 @ 08:33:49 AM AEST
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You never cease to amaze me !!!
Still laughing 10 minutes after reading it.
This write is down to earth ,well written and airs a frivolous attitude.
Good on you ladyfawn ..........
Love it !!! |
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by zeroelysium on
Friday, 2nd May 2003 @ 01:41:30 PM AEST
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by LadyDama on
Saturday, 3rd May 2003 @ 05:13:35 AM AEST
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| LOLOL... got to love our little pussies, er, felines... ... blessings... |
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by Sara on
Thursday, 8th May 2003 @ 11:24:35 PM AEST
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This was soooo funny...!!!!!
You deserve a gazillion pats on the back for this one...!! I loved it. Your cat Irma sounds like my cat. We call her our "SEX KITTEN"!!!
lol
<3 sARA
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by Valerie_Pearson on
Saturday, 10th May 2003 @ 09:39:45 PM AEST
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| how sweet, so tenderly said Nessa, ( kittens) how lovely, no I don't want any, besides she needed one from each Daddy, hugs to you !!! Val |
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by ravenblack_phoenix on
Sunday, 18th May 2003 @ 01:01:13 AM AEST
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| lol, i needed a smile, i like this one =) |
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by princesspurty on
Thursday, 29th May 2003 @ 08:25:55 PM AEST
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| this is funny! true on the felines point, i had a few like them in my time, very cute1 |
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by Dazzle on
Sunday, 22nd June 2003 @ 10:08:18 PM AEST
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FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! I just adore reading funny poems! I never had known a funnier cat! I would just love to see yours! But I can't, just a pity, because I am allergic....Well, write more! And be sure I would read it!
*Laugh out loud! Dazzle* |
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by Kie on
Tuesday, 20th April 2004 @ 07:48:48 PM AEST
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I am laughing so hard that I cannot leave a comment at this time.
a cat thats a whore. Priceless.
Kie |
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Re: my cat irma's a whore
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by Sinned on
Tuesday, 18th April 2006 @ 10:51:26 AM AEST
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KUTE
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