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There once was an eggplant,
so luscious and mauve
who lived in the abandoned waterside cove

He just sat there staring
with thoughts in his head
he couldn’t have known that by night he’d be dead

And when he rest his head
one thing on his mind
the treasures he sought but would never find

And then came a rustle
and then a small moan
and that’s when he knew that he wasn’t alone

The intruder walked out
now standing in light
his eyes were as black as the worlds blackest night

He held knives in each hand
our eggplant soon learned
that inside the mans heart a hell fire burned

With pure hate in his eyes
He brought down the knives
In the war against eggplants, no one survives
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the War Against Eggplants

Contributed by andyvee823 on Friday, 9th September 2011 @ 03:57:37 PM in AEST
Topic: oops




There once was an eggplant,
so luscious and mauve
who lived in the abandoned waterside cove

He just sat there staring
with thoughts in his head
he couldn’t have known that by night he’d be dead

And when he rest his head
one thing on his mind
the treasures he sought but would never find

And then came a rustle
and then a small moan
and that’s when he knew that he wasn’t alone

The intruder walked out
now standing in light
his eyes were as black as the worlds blackest night

He held knives in each hand
our eggplant soon learned
that inside the mans heart a hell fire burned

With pure hate in his eyes
He brought down the knives
In the war against eggplants, no one survives




Copyright © andyvee823 ... [ 2011-09-09 15:57:37]
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Re: the War Against Eggplants (User Rating: 1 )
by jonquilcottage on Friday, 9th September 2011 @ 04:50:29 PM AEST
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now that was different LOL... I wont ever look at an eggplant again without remembering this poem..thanks for a light hearted read and veyr good




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