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[bodytext] => Shelly's famous, on the telly as Jeremy Kyle rants and raves a while the wretched t.v. Girl must know her child's father at the show the camera pans, then zooms on her spotty, fat, with tied back hair tissue clasped within her hand that night spent with another man her blokes best mate who has a job and drives a 4 by 4, the nob he seduced her with a smile Kentucky bucket shared, meanwhile her boyfriend, upstairs, whacked on dope was far too stoned to even grope so whilst he slept, she shared her bucket clean up tissue wipe then chuck it he left soon as the deed was done the shame of it, he fired his gun 9 months later, out came Sheneece her mind was never right. No peace so she went and rang the show Sheneece's father? Got to know an envelope opened, drum roll her boyfriend crying, broken soul relief at last as father named or not, to shell shocked Shelley's shame as both participants denied her gate unlocked and open wide the crowd all laugh and joke and sneer her eyes are closed, bottled with fear So Jeremy asks naturally "Thought there were 2, but are there 3?" but that don't add up, that was over was it that bloke who drove a rover? His dashing smile but so cheesey much more than pizza delivery was done that night, her garlic naan was devoured by that man out steps skinny, slimySteve will her daughter finally achieve the knowledge of her broken past? All hope is lost rather fast as Jeremy let's tension live before proclaiming “negative!” [comments] => 1 [counter] => 127 [topic] => 7 [informant] => poeticjestix [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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