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[aid] => mick
[title] => Ode to Bad Science Fiction Movies
[time] => 2011-04-22 21:36:27
[hometext] => A poem sort of celebrating bad science fiction movies.
[bodytext] => Ode to Bad Science Fiction Movies Bad science fiction is more than bad diction. It has bad actors and bad actresses who play characters who make bad choices. It has cheesy special effects and covers a wide range of subjects. You hear explosions in space that are likely to kill the human race. But sound doesn’t travel there and those directors don’t seem to care! The redshirted guy will always die and the ones that can save him won’t even try. Humans can’t even breed with gorillas, yet we have all these alien hybrids. So, to many people’s shock,: We shouldn’t even have Spock. Oh no! Not again!: The hero has an evil twin! Culture, Language, Clothes, Religion: They are the same for every alien. All bad science fictions movies are one in the same. Thankfully bad movies never rise to fame. But I’m grateful for the bad science fiction movies, most of which are certainly made by newbies, because without them you would never know which ones are good. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 136 [topic] => 43 [informant] => eye2060 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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