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[aid] => mick
[title] => Mom's Got A Date
[time] => 2011-04-05 12:07:54
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[bodytext] => An hour to go..... Gotta get showered. Come on, water....get hot. The kids are with Daddy. ...been years since I dated. Ahhhh, hair...get under the cap. Soap...I'm outta soap. OK.......use shampoo. Yep...... that too.....clean out the rust. Towel.....where's the towel? I shoulda done laundry. OK....use a sheet. Make-up....need my warpaint. Ohhh.....gotta hide those bags. A ski mask would help. They put sand in my blush. My boys play with make-up. That can't be good. It's not a very good sign. Where are we going? What are we doing? I'm supposed to decide,,,,thanks loads! Why should I choose? Ok dinner....we'll do dinner. Do I have a dress? yea....my little Blacky. uh oh, it's a little too little these days. What shoes to wear? flats....FM's? I don't want to seem desperate!..... I am! FM's it is. What goes with them? Dancing.....yea, I feel like dancing. Forget the FM's, wear flats. I have some white ones. There they are....crayon faces... come on boys....you hate your mother. I'm gonna kill those kids. Noooo, I love 'em too much - just not today. They knotted my panyhose too, great! Flats.....what goes with flats? Eyelash! Where did you go? A spring dress with flowers, oh yea. Spaghetti straps, tiny print, Low-cut to look like Dolly. Snug in the middle, flared out at the bottom. We'll just pretend it's the fifties. Fm's and spring dress.....no,no. He'll think I work the Strip. PHONE! THAT'S WHAT I NEED! 'Hello......swimming...OK. You decided after all.......Ten minutes.... I'll be waiting......OK, goodbye.' Swimming!....I don't wanna go swimming. He just wants to see my goods. OK...start over.....what fits? Bikini or.....one piece?....Maybe, a two-piece - shovel and pail. That last 'Ben and Jerry's' sure hurts. The cakes and pies didn't help either. Uh-oh, that's him in the driveway! No more! Had enough! That's it! It's jeans and a sweatshirt. We're goin' to the carnival! Where's my eyelash? Look at these nails! There are dog hairs in my brush. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 127 [topic] => 43 [informant] => DIOGENES [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 1 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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