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[sid] => 165551
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Those Bloody Ducks
[time] => 2011-03-30 04:33:30
[hometext] => Just a little story i would like to share with you. i have tried to do it as closely to a poem format as possible but it was a bit difficult,,hope you enjoy
[bodytext] => I can tell you this story Because I don't know you personally Made such a fool of myself last night Let me tell you what happened My wife got a new phone Since her old one is broken She had to get a new ring tone Her old one was Foreigner Hot Blooded Since she still has to re- load I said to her use the sound of the Duck kwacking So last night I arrive home before her Watch the last bit of the cricket While she took off her working clothes She put her phone next to the stove Next minute I hear these Ducks kwacking I jumped up Don't tell me we have a Duck in the house Checked the bar , checked the lounge Nothing Then I realized it's her phone ringing Since we are so used to having ducks around I never even thought it might be her phone Red faced I told her my story Her ring tone is now changed To something more foreign [comments] => 1 [counter] => 168 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Dirkj [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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