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[sid] => 165122
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => caught short when shopping
[time] => 2011-03-06 12:08:15
[hometext] => this is what happens when your 7 year old helps with writers block. Ironic!
[bodytext] => Big poo on the loo! number 1 with a number 2. Pushed right hard. It grew and grew until my bottom sent it through. splish splash splosh! golly gosh. Trump a dump, with a little pump. I get up and look what's down, big and lumpy, rather brown. it is an unusual type, it takes about a hundred wipes! hurry up! I'm in a rush countless attempts at a clean flush. I walk off, feeling dirty. Trump! Oh no. It's rather squirty. Ah well! When in Rome. There's no point in going home. For right now there is just no harm in, as I'm shopping at B&M Bargains. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 142 [topic] => 7 [informant] => poeticjestix [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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