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[sid] => 163515
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Xmas sux!
[time] => 2010-12-02 07:35:22
[hometext] => happy holidays not lol:)
[bodytext] => Xmas sux! Each year we spend so much On Xmas junk and others Why not give your money and gifts to me? Help a poor old brother out this yuletide I lost my job this year and it was a good one at that This year turkey’s off the menu I’ll probably have roast rat, bar humbug! When Santa comes he misses me Cos I have no one to buy me gifts I live alone, I’m grumpy and I must be related to Scrooge Bar humbug, Christmas sux! No money for me this year Thank the lord for the creation of beer! Yer Christmas sux! But you can make mine cool if only you cared By banjosandwitch 02/12/10 [comments] => 0 [counter] => 173 [topic] => 18 [informant] => Banjosandwitch [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Holiday Poetry )
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