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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => The Evil Yellow Man! (humor)
[time] => 2010-11-18 16:49:42
[hometext] => For the record this didn't actually happen lol
[bodytext] => Today I bumped into a fellow, Wearing clothes of neon yellow, He turned around and said to me… “I wish I was a bumble bee.” I did not know just what to say, And did decide to god I’d pray. Oh please don’t let this crazy man, Decide that I was in his plans. I ran away… on down the street, And it is there that I did meet, The same old man in yellow hue, He yelled… “I’m coming after you!” I ran, I fell, I bled, I cried, And then I walked right back inside, To my surprise, guess who I see, This crazy man is after me! He followed me throughout the night. I told my friends my awful plight. They laughed and told me to “relax”, They had given me a bad stash. It was all in my head you see. My friends all had a laugh at me. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 142 [topic] => 43 [informant] => deusdeira [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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