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[sid] => 16248
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => Damaged Member and Wounded Knee
[time] => 2003-04-19 20:45:00
[hometext] => Remember ...fairplay and watch your "members"
[bodytext] => Well my uncle and I were playing in the backyard
And I tell you, Uncle Bob could be sometimes hard! Invincible is the right word to use This guy never knows how to lose He left me with a damaged "member" and a hurt knee So we went to this female doctor who was having tea I told her all about the backyard play And my numb "member", but forgot the knee From the way I was walking she dared not say What her mind thought my uncle and I would be I even told her that I'm not able to "get it up" "Uncle Bob here was always the one on top!" She seemed astound by the story Caring less about my worry Then she prescribed me a sperm test! And guided me to this "room of rest" What the heck, a sperm test I will do But the damn zipper got stuck So I called my uncle to help me get it through And the doctor started peaking from the lock Not a nice view she saw I tell you And realized that her thoughts were true Then I finally figured out her pervert mind! So I got out quickly, my uncle right behind "The damaged member is my bloody hand!" But still she gazed at the way I stand How pervert this doctor's mind is! Wicked thoughts you must agree I'll never play with uncle Bob like this Damn it! She forgot to mend my wounded knee. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 201 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Opium [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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