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[title] => WOMEN!
[time] => 2010-09-10 20:05:13
[hometext] => I am neither sexist or misogynistic.....this was written in fun, so sheath those claws ladies. LOL
[bodytext] => "WOMEN!" In bygone days when men were men and ran the human-race the world was so well organized, and women knew their place, while all the men went off to work to earn the daily bread, all the women stayed at home and slumbered in their bed. With nought to do the whole day through (except a little cleaning) delusionary thoughts crept in and soon they started scheming, and without the slightest hint of guilt they formed their sinful plan and theirs was such a fiendish plot - the overthrow of man. They plotted how to usurp man by deeds most foul and vile a little flash of milk-white flesh and witching-eyes beguile, no normal man could long resist their wiley womens charm and all too soon they cast their spell and did the world great harm. "Misogynist" and "Chauvanist" was now their ululation "equal pay for equal work" their daily protestation, but even equal pay could not stop their constant yapping and still their lips kept prattling on, and still their gums kept flapping. 'Womens Lib' was born the day a billion bras were burned and the advances from a billion men were shunned, ignored, and spurned, those wiley wicked women had, in one audacious move undermined a mans domain and left him bashed and bruised. With sex witheld, their spirits crushed, and every man retreating those noble men, those trusting souls, their manhood took a beating, and poor man was doomed to ponder just how stupid he had been to leave alone his sinful wife and have her plot and scheme. And thus it came to be that the world was now in trouble the perfect world that men had built was now a busted bubble, and pernicious, EVIL women - their black hearts filled with venom were now ensconsed behind the desks of men now dressed in denim. No longer would the world be ruled by men with commonsense but by women with a lust for power and a love of decadence, and wars would now be fought - not for noble aspirations but by females with their PMT and monthly menstruations. But power is a two-edged sword that must be used with care and women can't appreciate the burden men must bear, for truly they believe they are smarter than mere man which is what they've always thought since the day it all began. The day Eve tempted Adam with an apple so delicious GOD Himself did realize she was overly ambitious, and God was R E A L L Y ***** - in a might unGodly way that Eve had tempted Adam and had led him all astray. And thus He cast her out from the garden He'd created but Adam felt he should leave too - he felt emasculated, and so the years passed slowly by, and day by stinking day did Adam come to realize the error of his way. For here he was, a humble man, just eking out a living and all the while praying that God be more forgiving, he missed his life in Paradise where God provided all and not suspecting trusting women would be his great downfall. But i digressed, my story strayed from tales of mans pure folly but one day soon he'll rule again - of this i swear by golly, and once again will man arise and rule the earth supreme and women will do what they do best - give birth, and cook and clean. John A. Kent. 18/7/2010. © [comments] => 5 [counter] => 1231 [topic] => 25 [informant] => tsunamiwaverider [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 1997 [ratings] => 401 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => MiscPoems )
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