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[title] => My man, the good, the bad, the ugly and the truth
[time] => 2010-08-13 13:11:20
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[bodytext] => My Man, the good, the bad, the ugly and the truth The good He kisses my stretch marks And still tell me he loves me He eats my bad cooking And tells me it’s yummy He laughs at my jokes Even when they’re not funny Compliments my body Whilst cuddling my tummy He makes me feel good When I get down And when I need love He’s always around The bad My god is he grumpy And wow does he snore A grumpy old man That’s sometimes a bore He moans about money And moans about work He moans on the weather It drives me berserk He smokes far too much And swears quite a bit Who he offends He doesn’t give a **** The ugly The first thing that he does As his day starts Is lays in the bed And lets out a series of farts And would you believe Once he’s eaten his meal He continues to burp Just to seal the deal After intimate times As we share a fag He looks in my eyes And asks for another shag The truth For all of his flaws I have to admit That deep down inside I love him to bits He’s handsome and witty Kind and sincere As for being unfaithful I have no fear So this poems for you And here is the proof You’re the love of my life The good, the bad, the ugly and the truth [comments] => 2 [counter] => 146 [topic] => 7 [informant] => quadira [notes] => MOD 9 87/13/2010 Bleep word. Please bleep the whole word. Thanks [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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