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[title] => HAPPY ENDINGS II
[time] => 2010-07-24 20:24:32
[hometext] => Readers please forgive me.............
[bodytext] =>  HAPPY ENDINGS II I left my Fairy Tale suspended on a dark and gloomy night As Snow White above, went crazy with all her little ones, and took flight. She was found wandering, but finally she was declared, "All Right!" However; When they got her all cleaned up, she was more than just "A Sight!"  No scientist, nor Dr. can say what happened to her. She had gained 300 lbs, and resembled a "Bouncer!" A "fast food" mind that kept telling her she was "Little Red Riding Hood!" She began a Fairy Tale all of her own, similar to mine, only a bigger falsehood! ***** During her meandering times, her appetite had increased Penniless, she wandered into an "Old Folk's home, and straight into the "Belly of the Beast!" She nearly passed out at the sight of him, it was her favorite "Tweety Bird" 60 years old now, aged, featherless, he couldn't even "Tweet" he was "Too Tweetered!"  Stunned, shocked, and completely disillusioned, she began to wander down the hall. That's when she stopped to observe the old man seated on the edge of "Sleeping Beauty's" bed, she began to bawl....... With his loving kiss he had resurrected her, but they didn't live happily after..... ***** She began to age, and she hated more than anything her wrinkles! She contacted the wicked ole witch, and she repeated the sleeping crumbles! "Sleeping Beauty" is now ageless, time has stopped for her, but not for him. He is now senile, his loving thoughts for her bedim.  "Little Red Riding Hood" was known for her survival skills; after all it was she that had escaped the Old Wolf's drills.  But the next episode set her for a spin, one for which she swayed, and felt betrayed. She inquired of the Chef, "What is this called, this most delectable fish?" He muttered between his lips, I believe she was called, "The Little Merimaid! Therein lies the reason for her overeating, especially at McDonald's the fast "Beef" place. They always offered her "Super Size" and she unwittingly agreed, not knowing it was her body she would misplace. ***** In most of our Fairy Tales, whether good or grim The Good Fairy Godmother saves us all with a grin. She suddenly appeared, "I give you just one wish Little Red Riding Hood, but I've lost my "Thin Dust," so I can't make you thin. Thinking she was being" Wolfed" as before, she chose to become another star....... This one was famous, thin, and trim, she asked to become "Barbie Doll" in her boudoir!  You have to be losing your mind to compose such a rhyme  The Land of Fairy, Where nobody gets old and godly and grave, Where nobody gets old and crafty and wise, Where nobody gets old and bitter of tongue. William Butler Yeats The Land of Heart's Desire. *Senile Smiles* [comments] => 8 [counter] => 520 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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