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[sid] => 161278
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[aid] => mick
[title] => HAPPY ENDINGS?
[time] => 2010-07-20 19:18:52
[hometext] => I love Fairy Tales, I hope this poem doesn't ruin them!
[bodytext] => HAPPY ENDINGS? When attempting to write this poem I never want to ruin All those precious "Fairy Tales" we love, only broaden. As a child, I loved the ending best of all because Although the story was horrid, they ended with "Awes!" My favorite was Cinderella and all her struggles galore! Evil step-mother, ugly, jealous daughters, eyesore! At last her Prince arrives, only her tiny foot would fit The glass slipper she wore while dancing with him, the night she had to split! And then the Happy Ending.........so romantic, so dreamy, they happily lived ever after no "inbetweeny" But, If I change the words slightly, and her image is not shone brightly....... She actually was dancing in a bar, somewhere afar! Her prince dumped her at a table, which gave her a "label" I'm told she sits there to this very day, as a dazzling damsel!  Never fear-- poor reader dear, she was asked to volunteer......... A replacement for "Snow White" she said, "No fear!" In the bar she no longer appeared, giving up her beer, her brassiere, her career, Would now appear as "Snow White" with 8 dwarfs adhere Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy and the one they left out was Lazy! Tall, dark and handsome, slightly lanky, but very Lazy Fell head off her heels in love with Lazy, then she went crazy She soon had 8 dwarfs of her own, two in each arm, and several crawlers on the floor. Lazy just sat all day, and watched the "Tellie," as she meandered alone out the door!  Then Lazy went crazy, and his poor mother had to raise the dwarfs eight..... The last I heard, they found Snow White meandering late one dark and gloomy night. She was offered another job known as "Little Red Riding Hood." Which of course will be my next poem, another horrific falsehood! Created by Lovingcritters because.............  "If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story." ~Orson Welles~ *Boring Smiles* [comments] => 7 [counter] => 654 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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