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THE NEW BORDER PATROL

Trouble, you think you've got trouble?
in Arizona they've got trouble, double!
complete anarchy is flooding their border
what to do, build a fence, what's better?

Bring in the greatest friend of all mankind.
four legged critters, breeds all combined!
send them to the border they're refined!
designed, confined, aligned, resigned.
and............all

!Canined!

Not to make "light" of a horrible situation
I composed this cute little poem with caution.
I was thinking, wouldn't it be just grand,
if this could be their solution, offhand?

Thanking my dear friend Vicki
for this great photo,
I couldn't resist,
Created by

ConSue

"A man may smile and bid you hail
Yet wish you to the devil;
But when a good dog wags his tail,
You know he's on the level."
~Author Unknown~

*Arizona Smiles*

June 7, 2010 [comments] => 6 [counter] => 484 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 14 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

THE NEW BORDER PATROL

Contributed by lovingcritters on Monday, 7th June 2010 @ 01:56:06 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

THE NEW BORDER PATROL

Trouble, you think you've got trouble?
in Arizona they've got trouble, double!
complete anarchy is flooding their border
what to do, build a fence, what's better?

Bring in the greatest friend of all mankind.
four legged critters, breeds all combined!
send them to the border they're refined!
designed, confined, aligned, resigned.
and............all

!Canined!

Not to make "light" of a horrible situation
I composed this cute little poem with caution.
I was thinking, wouldn't it be just grand,
if this could be their solution, offhand?

Thanking my dear friend Vicki
for this great photo,
I couldn't resist,
Created by

ConSue

"A man may smile and bid you hail
Yet wish you to the devil;
But when a good dog wags his tail,
You know he's on the level."
~Author Unknown~

*Arizona Smiles*

June 7, 2010

Copyright © lovingcritters ... [ 2010-06-07 13:56:06]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: THE NEW BORDER PATROL (User Rating: 1 )
by northernlights on Monday, 7th June 2010 @ 02:34:02 PM AEST
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Tres formidable lol this made me laugh out loud well written consue x

Re: THE NEW BORDER PATROL (User Rating: 1 )
by fish on Monday, 7th June 2010 @ 04:34:07 PM AEST
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always wonderful and amazing. i could not help but laugh and that helped me cos i have not laughed the whole day. the humor did not remove the seriousness of the issue in the poem.
i hope a lasting solution be found to the problem.
nice poem keep it roling

Re: THE NEW BORDER PATROL (User Rating: 1 )
by MsAntonishaThomas on Monday, 7th June 2010 @ 05:07:36 PM AEST
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i like-key

Re: THE NEW BORDER PATROL (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 8th June 2010 @ 12:18:36 AM AEST
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Re: THE NEW BORDER PATROL (User Rating: 1 )
by spud on Tuesday, 8th June 2010 @ 07:27:50 AM AEST
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Hi Connie,

An extremely humorous take on a serious subject.
Don't know how the ''II's'' feel, but they frighten
the life out of me!!

Tommy

Re: THE NEW BORDER PATROL (User Rating: 1 )
by Elizabeth_Dandy on Sunday, 1st August 2010 @ 11:20:53 AM AEST
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Simply a delight to read Consue. And soooooooooooo timely.
Besides, critters and dogs know about duty and are not arrogant and delinquent in its execution as 2-legged pols are.. Dogs would never stomp over the needs of men with a cool and arrogant smile, but bring help for man's survival about speedily.
Grea job
Thanks a lot for giving this thought
Love and peace
Elizabeth,

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