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Array ( [sid] => 160195 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => North Korea [time] => 2010-05-28 13:08:22 [hometext] => A parody, [bodytext] => Apologies to: The Sound Of Music.

How do you solve a problem like North Korea?
How do you pin a fanatic dictator down?
How do you find a word that fits North Korea
Run by a mad man! A maniac! A clown.

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him sane?
Ignore those tin god acts so vain?
Can you keep his rogue state forever banned?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like North Korea?
How do you tell a country that they're damned?

He's obviously confused
Irrational and bemused
Unpredictable as any weather
Should be kept upon a tether
North Korea's benign dictator he's not
As nutty as any fruitcake
He's as rattling as a snake
He's a tyrant! He's a demon! A despot!

He out pesters all the West
Puts the U.N. to the test
He could throw a tantrum Hitler couldn't best
He is mental ! He is Mad
He's so little and so bad.
He's a headache! He's a Devil
He's a pest!

Soooo then!
How do you solve a problem like North Korea?
Perhaps only a sniper bullet knows what's best?




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North Korea

Contributed by pooper on Friday, 28th May 2010 @ 01:08:22 PM in AEST
Topic: political



Apologies to: The Sound Of Music.

How do you solve a problem like North Korea?
How do you pin a fanatic dictator down?
How do you find a word that fits North Korea
Run by a mad man! A maniac! A clown.

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him sane?
Ignore those tin god acts so vain?
Can you keep his rogue state forever banned?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like North Korea?
How do you tell a country that they're damned?

He's obviously confused
Irrational and bemused
Unpredictable as any weather
Should be kept upon a tether
North Korea's benign dictator he's not
As nutty as any fruitcake
He's as rattling as a snake
He's a tyrant! He's a demon! A despot!

He out pesters all the West
Puts the U.N. to the test
He could throw a tantrum Hitler couldn't best
He is mental ! He is Mad
He's so little and so bad.
He's a headache! He's a Devil
He's a pest!

Soooo then!
How do you solve a problem like North Korea?
Perhaps only a sniper bullet knows what's best?




pooper, PLEASE: To help keep this site INTERACTIVE, please read and comment on at least 3 poems for each one you submit.



Copyright © pooper ... [ 2010-05-28 13:08:22]
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Re: North Korea (User Rating: 1 )
by ammar on Saturday, 29th May 2010 @ 10:02:07 AM AEST
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I really don't agree with this, neither do I think such harsh language should be used for others' leaders. Well, of course, you have your freedom of speech and expression, but not the right to decide who is damned and who deserves a bullet.


Re: North Korea (User Rating: 1 )
by spud on Monday, 31st May 2010 @ 01:30:58 PM AEST
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Hi,

Have them watch 'Sound of Music' every Christmas
as we have to do in the West. This would dampen
their belligerence - and their will to live!

Just kidding........

Tough questions, my friend - but because of what
drives their psyche we must tread carefully.

Tommy





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