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The Quantum Mechanics of Love

Contributed by NewShakespeare on Saturday, 8th May 2010 @ 09:49:54 AM in AEST
Topic: LostLove



It�s a damn shame what is happening to Jack Cole;
His marriage situation is darker than a Black Hole.
(Although Stephen Hawking said that Black Holes aren�t that black.)
I always figured Henrietta was perfect for Jack.
Theirs was the last relationship I expected to come under attack.

I�ve known the Coles for longer than I care to remember.
I�m actually the one who introduced him to her.
They fell in love at the speed of light �
I organized their first date and it went so well, they talked all night!
They both dreamed of becoming great scientists.
Henrietta loved mathematics and Jack wanted to be a physicist
And there was definitely chemistry between them.
Henrietta had a beautiful mind and body � what a gem! �
And Jack had an IQ of one hundred and fifty-seven.
I bet they could have started their own race of alpha children!

The lovebirds passed all their examinations with ease
And decided to get married on receiving their PhD�s.
Jack told me their relationship had reached critical mass
And they wanted to be wedded from that time onwards.
(Actually, he said, �from that point in the expansion of the universe�.)
At first, their home was filled with joy and laughter.
Their jokes were so complex, I got them the morning after:
Henrietta: �Do you think circles eat pi for dinner?�
Jack (pointing at the wall where his diplomas hang):
�I hope I get that Nobel Prize � I want to go out with a big bang!�

Now those two geniuses won�t even greet each other.
Jack says that Henrietta nags him as if there�s money in it -
His tolerance has now reached its Chandrasekhar Limit.
Henrietta says that Jack no longer seems to care �
He�s not interested in the thoughts and emotions she wants to share.

Irrespective of having three hundred IQ points between them,
Those two soul mates can�t solve their simple marital problem!
Oh, well. I guess these things are bound to happen:
The theory of Quantum Mechanics clearly tells us
That there is �no single definite outcome for an observation,�
The result depends on the variables in the equation.
What annoys me about the Jack- Henrietta situation
Is that I know, as sure as Hydrogen is the lightest gas �
Henrietta loves Jack more than she loves the entire universe
And Jack should simply eat humble pi and apologize �
He wants Henrietta more than he wants the Nobel Prize.


Technical Terms:
Black Hole � collapsed star with gravity so strong not even light can escape!
pi � (pronounced �pie�) Mathematical constant used in calculations involving circles. Has a value of 3.14
big bang - pun on �Big Bang�, the scientific theory that suggests that our universe began when a primordial particle flared up dramatically.

Chandrasekhar Limit � the maximum possible mass of a stable cold star (Beyond that, the star collapses into a Black Hole)
Quantum Mechanics � The theory developed from Planck�s quantum principle and Heinsberg�s uncertainty principle


Alexander Nderitu




Copyright © NewShakespeare ... [ 2010-05-08 09:49:54]
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Re: The Quantum Mechanics of Love (User Rating: 1 )
by sahuvivekanand on Saturday, 8th May 2010 @ 11:12:51 AM AEST
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lol a true entertaining one, good combination of love with cosmology. good read.


Re: The Quantum Mechanics of Love (User Rating: 1 )
by elle on Sunday, 9th May 2010 @ 06:51:05 PM AEST
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Nicely done!! This brought a smile to my face. elle :)


Re: The Quantum Mechanics of Love (User Rating: 1 )
by LandsleyAlexandre on Sunday, 5th September 2010 @ 04:58:41 AM AEST
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cool poem




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