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[aid] => mick
[title] => Little Things
[time] => 2010-03-16 18:13:55
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[bodytext] => Life is full of confusion for me Just little things that others can't see Answers to questions that lie beyond reach Answers to questions that teachers don't teach Glue can stick to anything known to man But why doesn't it stick to the inside of the can? Moving on from super glue to little lines of red and blue That flows through the minty paste We use to brush our teeth with haste How did they get there? Nobody knows! But onward my mind just quickly flows To tackle the problem of toilet rolls Now toilet rolls, you know I'm right Are thin sheets of paper wrapped so tight Now the answer to the question must be in sight When they wind the tissue so tight How come the perforated sheets simply don't tear? Why? Oh why? This is far too much to bear! As you can see It's the little things that get to me That drive me to the edge of insanity But there's more to come so bear with me Next can become a hangman's noose If the knot is not kept loose That's right! You guessed! It's a simple man's tie Now just think and please don't lie A hangman's noose around your neck? Enough to make anyone a wreck Ties simply have no purpose at all Get rid of them all would be my call I could go on all through the night About dark things that give me fright You have seen inside a fractured mind Beware! You never know what you might find So heed my warning and heed it well In life it's the little things that will lead you to hell [comments] => 1 [counter] => 244 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Omen [notes] => Corrected spelling as requested ~ Moderator_18 Mar 16, 2010 [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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