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though he does have lovely hair
But that`s Italian men for you,
they really do have flair.

I heard he just got married,
he just doesnt look the sort
but they say he had a mistress
so glad that he was caught

Now dont his legs look bandy,
but he has the sweetest face,
and just look how those muscles swell
when he runs at such a pace

I wish he wouldn`t spit like that,
and why does he have to sweat so
I could never go to bed with him
until he washed from head to toe

Those blue shirts just dont suit them,
someone should have said
now if I was the manager,
I would have chosen red.

Oh I love to watch the world cup
but they wont let me speak
because instead of talking tactics
I`d rather talk about physique

[comments] => 10 [counter] => 298 [topic] => 7 [informant] => chatabox [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 50 [ratings] => 10 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

watching football(soccer)

Contributed by chatabox on Thursday, 1st August 2002 @ 09:40:17 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

His shorts look much too tight for him,
though he does have lovely hair
But that`s Italian men for you,
they really do have flair.

I heard he just got married,
he just doesnt look the sort
but they say he had a mistress
so glad that he was caught

Now dont his legs look bandy,
but he has the sweetest face,
and just look how those muscles swell
when he runs at such a pace

I wish he wouldn`t spit like that,
and why does he have to sweat so
I could never go to bed with him
until he washed from head to toe

Those blue shirts just dont suit them,
someone should have said
now if I was the manager,
I would have chosen red.

Oh I love to watch the world cup
but they wont let me speak
because instead of talking tactics
I`d rather talk about physique

Copyright © chatabox ... [ 2002-08-01 21:40:17]
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Re: watching football(soccer) (User Rating: 1 )
by humphdj on Friday, 2nd August 2002 @ 12:05:01 AM AEST
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This really made me laugh.........cos you're probably being serious......................what am I saying?........ Penny......serious.......they just don't fit together.
Magic!

Rgds
Dave

Re: watching football(soccer) (User Rating: 1 )
by Brooke on Friday, 2nd August 2002 @ 02:51:19 AM AEST
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Oh this was a wonderful poem Penny. It put a huge smile on my face. Wonderful!

Brooke

Re: watching football(soccer) (User Rating: 1 )
by George on Friday, 2nd August 2002 @ 03:54:57 AM AEST
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Now you see, I hate to say this, and you will probably want to hit me.........but Typical woman!!

funny funny stuff!

Re: watching football(soccer) (User Rating: 1 )
by ginsdance on Friday, 2nd August 2002 @ 01:46:09 PM AEST
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Oh yes this is soooo true.... I've heard something like this somewhere before... but I can't remember where... is this one a resubmit???? Really great chatabox!
Gin

Re: watching football(soccer) (User Rating: 1 )
by Ramfire on Saturday, 3rd August 2002 @ 01:39:09 AM AEST
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Hi chatabox,
You've got a great sense of humor. Love this poem. I can just see hose men running now.Soccer's a great sport.

Always,
Laurie

Re: watching football(soccer) (User Rating: 1 )
by Chrissie on Saturday, 3rd August 2002 @ 02:18:55 AM AEST
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mmm you watch football through my eyes Penny...I love this...giggle
Chrissie xx

Re: watching football(soccer) (User Rating: 1 )
by Holly on Tuesday, 13th August 2002 @ 07:58:51 AM AEST
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And to think I thought I was alone in my drooling, or should that be dribbling!!?? :-)

Enjoyed this a great deal, thanks!!

Holly

Re: watching football(soccer) (User Rating: 1 )
by Unaekseveer1 on Thursday, 24th October 2002 @ 12:53:41 AM AEST
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Good write Pen,

It's a sport to be taken seriously though!;-)Hehehe
Dare I say a typical view, but you are right to prefer red as only the greatest teams play in it!

With love
Dean

Re: watching football(soccer) (User Rating: 1 )
by Jessica_Saini on Sunday, 8th December 2002 @ 10:22:49 AM AEST
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I really enjoyed this poem:-) Ofcourse, I enjoyed the world cup. Maybe not for the same reasons you did, but your reasons made for a funny poem:-) Out of curiousity, which player were you "dribbling" about?

Re: watching football(soccer) (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 23rd November 2004 @ 04:31:28 PM AEST
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lol. the wonderful world of women. I am always amazed and intrigued. ..

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