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[aid] => mick
[title] => Plan B
[time] => 2010-03-11 02:43:18
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[bodytext] => I am a real evil mastermind Another like me you'll never ever find Equipped with a most evil plan, its true And tonight I will share it to you lucky lucky few For once I had a plan for simple world domination Every soul on this planet would have been in my great nation But mum found out and put her foot down with a firm hand And told me if I carried on the TV would be banned So here I sit sulking in my room about to hatch Plan B All of you, my genius, you will very soon see But first things first, I want you to meet my assistant Stan For he is a very important part of my master plan He may just be a cat, a fat ginger tom to you and me But you will see, to the whole plan he's the key And on this plate I have a piece of lightly toasted toast Heavily buttered on one side with the spread I like the most Now even though you will all just loudly scream and curse But with this cat and toast I intend to destroy the universe! I better start to explain how my masterplan will go A falling cat always lands on its feet, that every fool should know And when buttered toast falls from a plate It will land butter side down, it's simply fate So what would happen if you tape the toast to the back of a cat Place him on a plate then knock him off with a gentle pat? I know what would happen so be prepared for the worse For that would bring the end of the entire universe! The toast could not land butter side down at the same time as the cat on its feet So the laws of the world I have found a very simple way to beat The two rules now broken the rest will fall like a house of cards World will crumble, universe tumble now I've broken its safely guards You will all know that I'm right For I will push my cat this very night I will push him on the count of three So close your eyes if you don't want to see One ....... Two .... Two and a half .... Three! Right ..... OK .... Something went wrong quite obviously For my fat Stan has landed on his feet And is currently spreading butter on my bedspread sheet Oh well, back to the start since my last plan went “POOF” But first I better clean the butter before my mum hits the roof [comments] => 2 [counter] => 191 [topic] => 5 [informant] => Omen [notes] => Corrected spelling as requested ~ Moderator_18 Mar 11, 2010 [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => ChildrensPoetry )
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