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[sid] => 157899
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Ode to turd
[time] => 2010-03-04 14:18:48
[hometext] => Enjoy!
[bodytext] => Oh turd, is that fact that I love you absurd? Oh turd you fill my life with joy and glee Could anyone love you as much as me? You are always on my mind Even when you are not coming out from my behind I have so much fun when you shoot out my bum Oh turd your smell is divine Soft and mushy is especially sublime Oh turd I am your number one fan Why do people flush you down the pan? I wish you could forever stay and not be flushed away Down the loo is no place for poo Oh turd you are my world [comments] => 2 [counter] => 666 [topic] => 7 [informant] => breezytrousers [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 2 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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