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I dont know why hes there
I go to get the mail out
And all he does is stare.

Theres a weta in my mailbox
Hes eating all my bills
Thats really not a bad thing,
I hope it makes him ill.

Thers a weta in my mailbox
Hes been there for a year
The mails on the ground now
Because I live in fear.

Theres a weta in my mailbox
I think ill just give in
And never get my mail out,
Im heading for the gin.

So weta in my mailbox
Enjoy it while you may
The bugmans coming Monday
To take you far away.

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Weta in the mailbox.

Contributed by thistle_and_fern on Saturday, 27th February 2010 @ 11:55:46 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Theres a weta in my mailbox,
I dont know why hes there
I go to get the mail out
And all he does is stare.

Theres a weta in my mailbox
Hes eating all my bills
Thats really not a bad thing,
I hope it makes him ill.

Thers a weta in my mailbox
Hes been there for a year
The mails on the ground now
Because I live in fear.

Theres a weta in my mailbox
I think ill just give in
And never get my mail out,
Im heading for the gin.

So weta in my mailbox
Enjoy it while you may
The bugmans coming Monday
To take you far away.

Copyright © thistle_and_fern ... [ 2010-02-27 11:55:46]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Weta in the mailbox. (User Rating: 1 )
by Fuzzy on Saturday, 27th February 2010 @ 01:13:43 PM AEST
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Well first i had no idea what
a weta was, or what it looked
like, i looked on google.
OH, Boy they look scary
don't think i want one
in my mail-box

enjoyed the write
very much.
Take care
Fuzzy

Re: Weta in the mailbox. (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 28th February 2010 @ 04:21:48 AM AEST
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I enjoyed this passage
brought a smile to my face
quite comedic,i'm just imagining
the weta eating my lettas
you catch my drift
as human we are pretty big in size
although wetas are UGLy
it's funny how something(about)
the size of our thumb
can throw a wrench in our mix
thanks for the humor
you called him the bug man Lol

-D.Truth

Re: Weta in the mailbox. (User Rating: 1 )
by Puppy_dog_eyes on Friday, 9th April 2010 @ 04:25:43 PM AEST
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Well I have to profess, when I first read the word weta I though it was actually letter, proncounced the way bugs bunny usually says it.
Now I know what a real weta is, not knowing that they even existed before.
Made me laugh this one.

Steve

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