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[aid] => mick
[title] => ''The Last Man on Earth's Woman''
[time] => 2010-02-23 09:31:55
[hometext] => This poem proves that being single is not always a bad thing.
[bodytext] => You know I’ll always love you, Your eyes, your hair, your voice. All the other girls are gone now, I don’t really have a choice. I thought that the last man here, Would have a blissful life. But true love, it still eludes me, All I can get is a wife. Your nagging still annoys me, This world is now a prison. But at least I can still look back, To when my hopes were risen. Before I ever met you, The world seemed better blank, But then I saw your ugly face, And I drank. I drank. I drank. I can’t neglect my task, though; The world needs sons and daughters. So I'll always be coming back for you, Like a lamb to the slaughter. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 104 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Davehead3 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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