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[aid] => mick
[title] => The words ending in ation poem
[time] => 2009-12-31 10:10:26
[hometext] => This poem does not yet have a proper title but is about the experience of overcoming writer's block by composing a poem containing 72 words ending in 'ation.' All the greats did it - Keats, Byron, Wordsworth, Craig David...
[bodytext] => Education throughout the nation Stopping domination and discrimination Smoking crack in a petrol station Chased away by a big Alsatian Cross pollination, racial integration The force of 101 Dalmatians And when I say Dalmatians I mean the dogs; not Croatians Well you know, those from a specific location I searched so hard for inspiration In each and every cloud formation But this brought no illumination So I looked among the vegetation Despite all of my exploration Nothing in the way of stimulation The starvation of my imagination Led to an uncomfortable sensation It began with mild perspiration A feeling of general agitation A powerful sense of dehydration In my heart I felt the palpitations I began to lose coordination And here is my quotation With one or two abbreviations “OMG I hope I don’t need an operation.” Lol The knowledge of my limitations Gave me very bad vibrations I had to regain concentration So I took a moment’s hesitation This is really no exaggeration I was sure that soon would come my alienation From the entire population In fact the whole of civilisation Absolute humiliation I’d be out of social circulation I’d receive no invitations There’d be no cause for celebration I’d even have to buy a playstation And practice hibernation But the restoration of my motivation Came through sheer determination And more specifically the indentification That rotation rhymes with demonstration Relation rhymes with ventilation Flotation, radiation, exhaltation and retaliation The indication was that through my dedication I’d finally reached my destination Will this be a revelation? Or will this harm my reputation The desperation of my situation Led to this absurd creation My total lack of organisation Left little time for preparation So I ask for your consideration When making your evaluation For this to reach its culmination Here’s some random exclamations In the natural history museum there used to be an earthquake simulation Buddhists believe in reincarnation Kanye West’s second album is named ‘Late Registration’ I’m doing a couple of sponsored events next year Hey, why don’t you all make a donation? [comments] => 0 [counter] => 6159 [topic] => 7 [informant] => davexerox [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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