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[title] => The Supermarket Brawl!
[time] => 2009-11-20 11:33:11
[hometext] => We've all been here!!!!
[bodytext] => Oh God! Not shopping day again? To top it off, they've forcast rain I trawl the cupboards, write my list I can't believe i'm doing this! Keys in hand, list, clubcard, money... "Im off now, see ya later honey" I drive the car with grimmaced face There'd better be a parking space! I charge toward the shop - such folly Scanning for a lonely trolley Then in I go with muddied dread 4 pints of milk, 3 loaves of bread Carrots parsnips, oh no, not the sprouts Where women turn to fearsome louts! Chicken, Chops, and Shephards pie This place is nuts, no word of a lie! Elbowed ribs and ankles rammed It's like the village of the damned! A potted plant, some shower gel No toothpaste left? Oh ruddy hell! "Excuse me, please move out the way I haven't got all flipping day!" "Thank God i'm done" I smuggly grin Which checkout has the fewest in? I pay the money for my loot And wedge it somehow in the boot Through traffic home I slowly crawl How I hate the supermarket brawl! [comments] => 5 [counter] => 261 [topic] => 7 [informant] => laststarontheleft [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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