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[title] => FOR THE KIDS.
[time] => 2009-09-19 22:17:30
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[bodytext] => Blackie the puppy was hit by a truck his corpse lies dead in the street, but the hungry young children give silent thanks for tonight they will have some fresh meat. ___________________________________________ Snowball the kitten lies dead on a road and a little girl somewhere does cry, but some people pass by and scoop up that dead cat and make it into a delicious stir-fry. ______________________________________ Tweetie the budgie fell out of his cage fell down to the floor and went 'S P L A T' luckily he wasn't seriously hurt - but he made a fine meal for the cat. ______________________________________ A man named Jake had a very large snake that he kept strapped down in his pants, sometimes he'd giggle when it started to wriggle as he stood up and attempted to dance. ______________________________________ A fast moving truck hit a low flying duck it wasn't a very nice sight, there were bits scattered 'round all over the ground and that duck's now incapable of flight! ________________________________________ Sammy the snake fell in love with a rake but their lovelife is destined to fail, what makes it so sad is his eyesight is bad and he can't tell the head from the tail. _________________________________________ Lollygobbleblissbomb, you told a big fat lie Mommy took away your toys and almost made you cry, Daddy gave them back again but punched you in the eye never will you fib again - you know the reason why! ___________________________________________________ Don't forget your suntan lotion when you go swimming in the ocean and you should never go swimming after dark, for you'll very quickly learn that not only will you burn, you might just get eaten by a shark! ____________________________________ English is a pain and it really is confusing and it isn't very nice when some [find/fined] it amusing, [to/too/two] laugh [aloud/allowed] at someone who really is [not/knot] dense they just have a little problem with [which/witch] spelling makes more [sense/scents/cents]. John A. Kent. September 2009 © ____________________________________________________________________________________________ [comments] => 2 [counter] => 265 [topic] => 5 [informant] => TsunamiWaverider [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 44 [ratings] => 10 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => ChildrensPoetry )
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